Your guide to thriving in fabulous Cleveland.
Pennant Racism: Senator Sherrod Brown likens rooting for the Red Sox to rooting for pharmaceutical companies. In this analogy, rooting for the Tribe is like rooting for the guy who sells pills and ferrets out of a pickup truck in Lorain.
Tinseltownies: Lost star Matthew Fox allegedly assaults a woman while hanging out drunk downtown. Cleveland now just three celebrity DUIs and a picture of an actor with a hooker away from being a viable place to make movies.
Fitz’s Tantrum: Cuyahoga exec Ed FitzGerald urges county to ignore Ohio Secretary of State’s mandate not to mail unsolicited absentee ballots. Also will keep inviting you to connect with him on LinkedIn until you accept.
This Week's Index: It occurs to you that a new sports-talk radio station also means there will now be more sports talk.