Lakewood Woman Was Going Door-to-Door Asking for Beer


Happy Friday, folks.

It's the longest day of the year, and we don't want to waste any time delivering this fresh gem of a police report straight outta Lakewood.

Earlier this month, a woman was busted by police for going door-to-door asking her neighbors to sell her some beer. This was at about 9:45 p.m. on a Wednesday. Prime beer solicitation time, duh.

She explained the matter away by telling police that she wasn't able to get to the store, which really didn't make much sense. Police told her to go home, for the love of God.


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