Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
Measure Once, Drink Twice: A pier installed during construction of the new Inner Belt Bridge is misplaced by three feet. ODOT now as competent with bridges as your drunk dad is with dog houses.
Executive in Neon: County honcho Ed FitzGerald draws cheers for holding post-dinner soiree at Ohio Democratic Party’s annual state convention, confused looks for opting for foam-party theme.
Footie in Mouth: Representative Steve LaTourette announces he'll retire from Congress after his current term comes to an end, notes he's excited for the month or so ditching the full-time gig will free up in his schedule.
This Week's Index: You're feeling like Randy Lerner counting a fresh $900 million after unloading that used couch on Craigslist to some sucker for $25.