by Eric Sandy
An overly suspicious neighbor called the police, according to Strongsville Patch, after noticing nearly a dozen people wandering around in ghostly black robes. "She said they regularly host meetings and she believes they are involved in some kind of cult," Patch's Debbie Palmer writes.
When officers arrived, they found their time had been bountifully wasted. The cultish family was, in fact, hosting a Christmas party. They were garbed in tuxedos and black dresses.
Note to neighbor: Put down the Harry Potter. And the bong.