Puppet LeBron Commits Suicide




Funny cap to the MVPuppets campaign by Nike from The Onion.

Headline: Kobe Bryant Puppet Finds LeBron James Puppet Dead In Apartment Bathtub

Just a snippet (but go read the whole thing, it's short):

"Maybe I should have seen it coming. One minute LeBron was happy and covering the apartment with talcum powder, and the next he was playing video games and not wanting to be disturbed. Maybe it's my fault for putting my championship rings on display in our apartment." The puppet LeBron is the fifth roommate of either the puppet or real-life Bryant to commit suicide.

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