If you weren't/aren't still a fan of Cleveland's long defunct indoor soccer team, the Cleveland Force, then I have no use for you. Yes, there was the Crunch, but they couldn't hold a candle to the Force, the gloriously talented futbal savants who thrilled us while wearing the blue and yellow.
And here we have some nice Cleveland Force nesting dolls. Only $9.99! Yeah, those players — Adauto Neto, Jim Larkin, Joel Bailey — are from the second incarnation of the Force, but it's the name on the front of the jersey that matters, not the back.