After Reaching the Getaway Car, He Pounded Himself on the Head




If I told you that a bank robber was wearing a Cavaliers jersey during the heist, there's really only one jersey and one player that would be most appropriate, right? No, not Ricky Davis, although you're close.

The man in the picture robbed a bank in Raleigh, North Carolina, while wearing — yes, you know what he's wearing — a Darius Miles jersey! Inside out, nonetheless, ostensibly to help him look more douchey more conspicuous. How great is that?

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