Just kidding, of course. He wouldn't do that. The Browns head into Sunday 0-3 and underdogs to the Cincinnati Bengals. And this is how fans are going to react:
Oops, that's an Aston Villa crowd chanting, "There's only one Randy Lerner." They seem so happy. Quite the opposite of what's going to happen on Sunday at the sdaium when the Browns start losing to the Bengals and the fans empty out, full of beer and vitriol and looking for someone to blame it all on.
Sooner or later Randy is going to have to speak to this fanbase, even if he's deathly afraid of being on camera.
Here's the one, as in singular, video on YouTube of Randy Lerner speaking on camera. Let this be your solace, Browns Fan, because I wouldn't expect that he's going to address you publicly anytime soon. Just watch this over and over again until you feel better. Or until you cancel your season tickets. Either way.
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