For just $9.99 you can have your very own piece of art that combines Brownie the Elf — god among men when it comes to NFL logos — and Mickey Mouse. Why you would ever want such a thing is beyond me. Why not throw Daffy Duck or Winnie the Pooh in there too. I mean, art is one thing — and this is hand-drawn apparently, but to defile Brownie the Elf with Mickey is just beyond absurd. Ruining perfection.