How, you ask? Well, on National Cheeseball Day (yes, there is such a thing, and it's as prominent as National Roasted Chicken Tail Day, which I just made up) the Captains solicited two young fans from the stands at Eastlake Stadium and plopped them in front of a table with two huge chunks of spherical cheddar goodness.
Chow, young men! Shovel that fatty, calorie-laden goodness down your throats! It's entertainment!
Next up for every young Captains fan, lard eating contests.
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