Blink-182's reunion works on so many levels. First of all, all those 13-year-old boys who were too young to see them during their last tour (five whole years ago, which is like 25 if you're a 13-year-old boy) can now see the Mark, Tom and Travis Show in person.
The reunion (which will yield a new album and tour when all is said and done) will also hopefully — please! please! please! — give us an album title that ranks right up there with past Blink titles like Enema of the State and Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.
Even though the band's last album, 2003's "serious" one, ended up being called, blah, Blink-182, it should be noted that its working title was Use Your Erection I & II.
So we understandably have high hopes for the new album's title. After all, the guys have had many years to think of one (and they sure didn't waste a good one on Angels & Airwaves' We Don't Have to Whisper or +44's When Your Heart Stops Beating).
Blink-182 can't use Heart On, because Eagles of Death Metal snagged that one last year. And Saturday Night Beaver was grabbed for a porn flick 23 years ago.
Any suggestions? Apparently the band has no problem using other people's ideas. Send us what you got. We'll be sure to pass them along to Blink when they cum to town. —Michael Gallucci