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by Michael Gallucci
Some girl we never heard of dumps one of the Jonas Brothers. Probably because he wouldn't put out.
A bouncer who banged Madonna is selling her love letters to him. Probably because he doesn't know how to read.
Apple and record companies are working together to find new ways to fuck up the music industry.
The DEA is all up in Michael Jackson's doctor's business.
Young Jeezy announces new tour. Music fans shrug, "Now, which one is he?" —Michael Gallucci
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