by Michael Gallucci
Lady Gaga hides her nutsack in Israel.
What? No "Revolution 9"?
That dude in the Raconteurs who's not Jack White releases an album.
We knew that stripper-pole dance was a bad idea.
The worst part of all this? Mom will probably sing the poor kid to sleep every night.
At least you won't have to buy him a present.
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