by Michael Gallucci
Just because we love Taylor Swift and will post about her whenever we get the chance.
Well, maybe you should leave the stripper pole at home next time.
Whitney Houston's record company cares more about her career than she does.
Michael Jackson was murdered! And they mean it this time.
They're not nearly as trendy as starving Africans, but they dress better. —Michael Gallucci
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