by Michael Gallucci
Chris Brown prepares for life after music by picking up garbage.
Whitney Houston says she doesn't do drugs anymore — unless crack counts. Cuz she's still down with that shit.
Jay-Z's new album debuts at No. 1, prompting plans for The Blueprints Vols. 4-767.
Turns out Kanye isn't the only dick on the VMAs. —Michael Gallucci
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