by Michael Gallucci
Hear that? That's the sound of a zillion indie-boys' hearts being crushed as their girl says "I do" to Death Cab dork.
Elton John joins the battle against music piracy. Because tons of people are illegally downloading "I'm Still Standing."
Taylor Swift accepts Kanye's apology. But she still thinks he's a world-class ass.
U2 have a Spinal Tap moment. —Michael Gallucci
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