by Michael Gallucci
Malaysian people have a "moral issue" with Beyonce. Apparently, they want her to put a ring on it first.
Garth Brooks: still an asshole.
Miley Cyrus has a role in the new Sex and the City movie. Wait a minute ... she's not a horny old lady.
Good Charlotte guy says he's happy being a family man. So does this mean no more crappy records?
Whitney Houston has a wardrobe malfunction onstage. We'll save you the time, perverts: You can't see anything.
The best thing about an Elvis auction? You really get your money's worth if you buy clothes from his fat-ass years.
Yo, Kanye, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish. But Michael Jackson had one of the best videos of all time. —Michael Gallucci
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