by Michael Gallucci
Jennifer Lopez leaves her record company. Wait a second. Jennifer Lopez still had a record deal?
Abbey Road will stay the way it is. That's a relief for the hundreds of douchebags who take their pictures like the Beatles' famous album cover there every year.
Johnny Cash: still dead, still releasing records.
Country Music Hall of Fame inducts Jimmy Dean for making one hell of a breakfast sausage. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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