This Just In: Emerson and Lake Are Assholes



Welcome back, my friends, to the show we wont perform ...
  • "Welcome back, my friends, to the show we won't perform ..."

Scene's office was closed today, so we were busy getting our feet washed and picking out our Jesus costumes for Easter.

Still, we had planned to have a review of Keith Emerson and Greg Lake's (two-thirds of super-boring '70s prog combo Emerson, Lake & Palmer) Lakewood Civic Auditorium concert up for you first thing this morning.

But our writer sent us an e-mail last night saying the show didn't happen. It was canceled at the very last second ... like after people were already in their seats and ready for some really long keyboard solos.

A Live Nation rep sent us this update this afternoon: "holy hell.. what a night! Something between the 2 of them happened, caused them to cancel the show- I'm still waiting on final details on what happened. If you want to post that people can get a refund at point of purchase and if they bought their tix last night, have them call our office 440-247-2722 to get a refund back."

So no official word yet about what happened. Other than Keith Emerson and Greg Lake are huge assholes. But you already knew that, right?—Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)

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