by Michael Gallucci
Whitney Houston ain't on drugs, says Whitney Houston. In other news, 2 + 2 = 7.
OMG! Justin Bieber is on the cover of People! And he looks "crazy as heck"!
Christ, isn't the real Susan Boyle bad enough?
M.I.A. isn't a fan of Lady Gaga or the hamburger in her video.
Artists go barefoot for charity. In other news, I'm not wearing any pants. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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