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by Michael Gallucci
Britney Spears releases untouched pics from photo shoot. Shockingly, none of them include her vagina.
Justin Bieber: So much love, such a little guy.
Uh-oh, a Christian-music singer says she's gay. Does this mean we have to start a new genre?
Adam Lambert does Elvis on American Idol. We imagine it was from the King's fat period.
Hank Williams gets a Pulitzer. Not to be outdone, Hank Jr. snags an Asshole of the Year award.
—Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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