by Michael Gallucci
Apparently there was a big country-music awards show last night. And apparently some group we don't care about won big.
Another music festival, another bunch of overly praised bands playing abridged sunlight-soaked sets for thousands of drunken texting fans.
Kelly Bundy is marrying some guy who used to play with Perry Farrell.
Green Day inch closer to turning their milestone album into a show for a bunch of old people and gay guys.
Speaking of gay guys, apparently someone's still listening to Adam Lambert's album.
Ozzy Osbourne's wife is giving him her fake tits to use as a paperweight. We have nothing to add to this. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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