by Michael Gallucci
Australia gets Bieber fever, and tons of girls end up in the hospital. See, we told you he was evil.
Mariah Carey isn't pregnant. She just looks like she's about to give birth to twins any second now.
We feel kinda bad about this, but he's still one of our least-favorite people in the world. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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