Woo-Hoo! What the Vagina Is Going On?



First, Betty White talked about her muffin on SNL.

Now we have Christina Aguilera giving props to her, um, woo hoo in "Woo Hoo."

“You know you really wanna taste my woo hoo/You know you wanna put your lips where my hips are, kiss my woo hoo,”she sings.

What's with all the cooter talk lately? I mean, we're all for this kinda stuff, but Aguilera's new song (from her upcoming album, Bionic, which will be out on June 8) sounds just a tad desperate. Rapper Nicki Minaj's appearance merely drives home the point.

Also, what's up with the "keep it clean" line at the end? We'd like to think she's referring to the song's lyrics (but it's a little too late for that, doncha think?), but with all this vagina talk, it could just as well be about her, um, woo hoo. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)

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