by Michael Gallucci
American Idol preps for its finale. We bet the smoke monster is gonna be the champ ... or a metaphor for fate and stuff.
The horror! The horror! For the people stuck in there with them, I mean.
This just in: One of the planet's biggest assholes is being an asshole again.
How did we know the word "busty" would somehow be involved with that brain thing he had? —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)
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