As Cleveland is chokes on angry bile from last night’s LeDecision, one song comes to mind to dramatize the city’s reaction to its ceremonious dumping by Akron hoops hero LeBron James.
The tune is the Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me?” And the answer is no.
As applied to the situation, Cleveland is the guy who’s been dumped, which leaves LeBron in the role of the androgynous chick with a limited array of dance moves. —D.X. Ferris