It's a tradition that at noon on Christmas day, the punk rock club Now That's Class opens its doors to welcome "those who don’t have anywhere to go or don’t wanna go anywhere" for an event dubbed 12 Assholes of Christmas. From noon to 3 p.m. today, the bar will offer specials on Great Lakes and Negro Modelo beers, selling them for only $1. The price goes up by increments as the night goes on. Bring some food for the potluck dinner. Perverts Again, Brainwashed California, Basement Boi, Jew Babes, Double Doubtfire, Real Regular, Basketball is Fixed, Swindlella and Retard Jesus provide the tunes. It's free. (Niesel)