Best Alternative to CPR

OPA! on 25th

Yikes! Forget the defibrillator! Have an oversized OPA coffee frappé instead! It's made from the potent, caffeine-rich, European version of Nescafé! Then it's sweetened, poured over ice, and layered with evaporated milk! It's like liquid amphetamines! Except it's legal! Waitress! More frappé, please!