Best Antique Store for a Nap

Bijou Antique Gallery

Listen up, husbands: Antiquing sure can suck the life force from a fella, especially if you don't give two shits about this dude Art Deco. So steer the family toward Bijou Antique Gallery's comfy couches, chairs, and daybeds. While everyone else drools all over the mission oak, you can power-nap. Of course, privacy is just as fundamental as comfort; you don't want the wife catching you sleeping on the job. This sprawling two-story mall possesses a wealth of concealed nooks furnished with snooze-a-riffic furniture, especially upstairs. Just be sure to avoid anything from the rococo or Edwardian periods. It's too dainty -- and your fat ass can't afford to break it.