If you haven't yet been to Tina's Nite Club in the residential interior of Detroit-Shoreway's easternmost salients, you either have no hipster friends or you've never been toasted at 1:30 a.m. on an otherwise uneventful Saturday night and decided that Whitney Houston needed a proper tribute. So what? We all wanna dance with somebody, and never more so than at Tina's. And not because of the "atmosphere": This brick box with linoleum tiling won't win any awards for interior design. But the jello shots and the cheap domestics and the microphone make this an ultimate late-night destination and Cleveland's long-tenured karaoke king.
5400 Herman Ave., 216-651-8057, Internet? What?