A good burger is one of life's small pleasures. Or not so small, when it's Herb's Super Burger, a half-pound behemoth that's so big, you'll have to dislocate your lower jaw, the way a python does to swallow a bunny. Unlike a snake, though, you can enhance your meal by choosing from among two dozen toppings, including grilled onions, chili, and even peanut butter. For those times when you want to toss caution and cholesterol to the wind, the Super Burger will more than fill your red-meat jones -- and leave you with a pleasantly distended belly.
19925 Detroit Road, Rocky River
(440-331-9870); 32485 Lake Road, Avon Lake