If your lodging needs don't include conference rooms or continental breakfasts, the Euclid could be your place. It offers hourly rates on the QT and all the ambiance you need: a mattress, a wet-sink, and free porno channels. Rates vary between 15 and 35 dollars a holla, at the whim of the attendant. For your best chance to land a good deal, go in looking broke: Lots of jewelry will get you made for a pimp or a baller.