Best Downtown Retailer

Sutton Industrial Hardware

Once there was a key that needed to be duplicated. Key was taken to a big hardware chain (the orange one). Big chain didn't have the right blank. Key was then taken where it should have been taken in the first place: Sutton Industrial Hardware. Sutton's main trade is equipment rental, but the retail side is plenty good for our This Old Shitty House needs. As with all godly hardware stores, the floors are wooden, the pop machine charges 50 cents, and the day's chores are delayed by over-the-counter breeze shooting.