Best Investigative Reporter

Carl Monday

The competition for best TV investigator was tougher than ever this year. But at the 11th hour, Carl Monday of WKYC swept in and stole the prize with his seething exposé of the library masturbator. After using a hidden camera to catch a kid pleasuring himself at the Berea library, Monday tracked him down at his parent's house, where the boy's dad decided to invoke some of his old training from 'Nam. Luckily, Monday's car has power windows that roll up really fast.