How they discovered it, we're not sure -- but when the guys at Marlboro's Unlimited Magazine chose the country's top ladies' nights, Quotes II All American Bar and Grill was among their picks. And who can blame them? This sprawling suburban hot spot's Thursday Ladies' Night offers women free -- is this even legal? -- domestic drafts, white zinfandel, and well drinks from 9 p.m. to close. That draws the young, fresh-out-of-school, ain't-got-no-job babes. To get the men, Quotes enters said drunken babes in thong and other sexy contests. To make everyone's stumbling ass feel at home, Quotes boasts a stage, dance floor, pool tables, and plenty of seating for deep conversations or making out. Whichever you prefer.