Best Male Haircut That Keeps Your Manhood Intact

La Barberia

No parable sums up the dilemma of modern man better than Samson and Delilah. After all, few things are more castrating than a trip to a foo-foo salon, where you're asked if you want blond highlights and a bottle of $20 hair gel. But the alternative is a barbershop where old men deliver buzz cuts with as much care as Leatherface in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Thankfully, there's La Barberia. Hot young women in tight shirts keep you well-coifed and pass out brewskis to favored customers. It's like living in Maxim magazine.