Best Manly Sandwich

Max's Deli

Size may not matter when it comes to the male reproductive unit, but it's gospel when it comes to sandwiches. And for pure volume, no one makes 'em bigger than Max's Deli. From burgers to Reubens, these monsters are big enough to hold up your sagging porch, if you're short of concrete blocks. There's a humongous menu to choose from, and the desserts -- with a selection that also runs wide and deep -- are just as big as the burgers. The downside: If you want a doggie bag, you're probably going to have to hire a moving van to carry it home.

19337 Detroit Road, Rocky River; 440-356-2226.