Since the Tribe's Slider is, well, pink, the Cavaliers' lovable pooch didn't have much competition in this category. But worry not: Moondog is one bad-ass pup. He's constantly on the move, popping up in the rafters of the Q to surprise unsuspecting fans with flying confetti. And for someone who can't speak, M-dog talks smack with the best of them, never failing to get a rise out of opposing fans. Also, he pulls off a mean trampoline dunk. Memo to Cavs management: Let this dog out more often.