Best Nudie Bar
for Regular Guys

Crazy Horse Saloon

The best part of the Crazy Horse is the off hours. Curvy exotic dancers are ready to go when the bar opens daily at 5 p.m., but the bright lights for the big stage show don't blaze until nearly 8 o'clock, leaving a cast of regulars to spend happy hour nursing two-dollar beers, discussing the Browns, and making new friends. Unlike the glitter-covered girls who clamor for the suits at some fancier bars, the serving staff is friendly and down to earth. Bonus: not too many tattoos, and absolutely no vampire chicks.