Best Paranormal Investigator

Mary Ann

Some gifted folks can see dead people; Mary Ann makes chitchat with them. For a reasonable fee, she'll moderate a surreal Q&A session between the spook and the spooked, then provide an optional "housecleaning." Not the least bit intimidating, Mary Ann (ghostbusters need no last name) is just a down-to-earth suburbanite with an extra-earthly ability. But you wouldn't believe the waiting list for her services -- or the Who's Who of clients who swear by her work. Good luck getting help with an autumn haunting; it's like getting hold of Santa at Christmas.