The only thing better than frozen yogurt is 32-calories-an-ounce frozen yogurt that tastes like 3,200-calories-an-ounce frozen yogurt. At the Chocolate Emporium, you can get this and other delicious, dairy-free treats at totally kosher prices. But beware. The shop, run by Orthodox Jews, has unorthodox hours: On Fridays, it's open only until 4 p.m., and Saturdays, only from 10 p.m. to midnight. The desserts, though, are well worth the wait. And your lips -- not to mention your hips -- will thank you.