He says yes.
She says, "Then how do you turn the fucking thing off?!?"
When Get well soon doesn't get the message across, try one of the saucy greeting cards from the back of Clifton Web, whose selection would make a hooker blush. Our favorites feature shirtless men with bedroom eyes; open up the card to see Mr. Right holding his manhood. Sign, seal, and deliver.
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