When the checking account gets a wee bit bloated, it's nice to share some cash with the people. The hot, naked people. Look no further than Christie's, a castle of legs, breasts, and butts on the Flats' West Bank. This multi-leveled club is constantly stocked with a stunning roster of girls -- at least 20 on any given night -- who range from Sweet School Girl to Saucy Foreigner to Whatever You Want Her to Be Tonight. And the comfortable black chairs make the lap dances -- which range from $10 to $20, depending on if you want the Full Monty -- feel all the more private.