If there's nothing like a good strip club, then there's also nothing quite so bad as a bad strip club, all stretch marks and C-section scars. There's none of that at the Penthouse. But what separates this strip joint from the rest are the Penthouse Pets. Long have we fantasized about centerfolds coming to life, and on the East Bank of the Flats, they actually do. Bonus: The club is very girlfriend-friendly; finding a strip-club-friendly girlfriend is the hard part.