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Thompson Raceway Park

If you're feeling dainty as a doily, we've got the antidote: Thompson Raceway Park. Operated by ex-Daytona racer Jim Curtis, this drag strip off Route 166 roars with thunder every weekend from April to November. If your souped-up El Camino is a terror to commuters on I-480, test your kung fu against the baddest of the bad at Curtis' strip. Winners take home upwards of $600, which should be enough to send your wife to the ballet and get her off your back.