Best Sportscaster

Joe Tait, Cleveland Cavaliers and Rockers

The Los Angeles Lakers have Kobe and Shaq. The Sixers have Allen Iverson. In Cleveland, the go-to guy is Joe Tait -- no matter who's out sweating in the droopy shorts. In his 30th year as the voice of the Cavaliers, Tait has weathered a mind-melting barrage of mediocre basketball. He could broadcast quilting bees, and we'd still tune in for updates.