Best Strip Club for Lunch

Hustler Club Cleveland

While the main attraction is probably the naked women busting Cirque du Soleil moves onstage, there are other reasons to stop by the Hustler Club -- especially during the noon hour. This recently remodeled club, in the ghost town that is the Flats' East Bank, offers a lunch special that includes one of five entrées for a mere $5 -- half the price of a table dance. The selection includes a steak salad, pasta primavera, southern-fried chicken with mashed potatoes, and grilled pork chops with potatoes -- foods that will never taste the same after being eaten with an eye on Destiny and Precious. The Hustler Club is a power lunch, if there ever was one.