Our love for our city is akin to that of a big brother for his little sis - we can diss 'em, but if anyone else does, expect to see blood. It's no wonder, then, that Revival has trouble keeping its line of snarky local tees in stock. The slogans celebrate everything from our sorry sports teams to our penchant for alcoholism. Aside from Revival's own custom tees, which are screen-printed right in the store's basement by co-owner Adam Yuratovac, the store carries such local lines as Rubber City Clothing Company and Cleveland-based Big Cock Teez. Designs range from Miller High Life logos reimagined as "Cleveland Low Life" to kitschy ringer tees that exclaim "Akron Is Lovely" in Three's Company cursive. Best of all, none costs more than $20 - because, Lord knows, none of us has a good job . . . We kid!