Sorry to tell you, guys, but while you're dreaming about the ol' bumpa-bumpa, your chica is more likely thinking chocolate. Luckily, the people who study these things tell us that the physiology of chocolate consumption is much the same as that of a briskly performed horizontal hula. So get her the chocolate already, and just maybe you'll get lucky too. Cleveland's best? The towering truffles from Betsy Ann Chocolates: firm, buttery, and ample enough to slice and savor slowly. Handmade in a Pittsburgh suburb, they come in a bevy of flavors. And the company's shop on Shaker Square is the only place in Ohio to score them.