You're not 12 anymore, so Mom and Dad can't force you to sign up for soccer. Luckily, Cleveland Plays is here to help. A local nonprofit, Cleveland Plays is the best portal to the adult league of your dreams. An easy-to-navigate website offers entry to dozens of coed leagues. Whether it's volleyball, football, softball, or kickball, if you can play it, they can find you a team to play against. And if your friends are too lazy to join, you can post an online classified and quickly find a team that needs somebody. So dust off your cleats. Retirement is officially over.